What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Me: You drank my whole can of juice and just handed with that straw to trick me.

This reminds me of a short tale once narrated by my mother!

PS: I Don't like to click pictures of Hoomans

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Who knew photophobic me can also select a favourite picture? 😭

After looking at the picture that 12-13 year old me asked mum:

Mum: You know what? You weren't born with all the abilities you've right now! You were not even being able to drink the juice via straw. Just exhibited failed attempts to suck the whole straw. So I was teaching you how it's done! And this was when your father got that picture captured. But ultimately I had to feed you with a glass only!

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Me: oh really? Thanks for confirming! But I know what you've done in it!

Me: (-_-) won't you explain?

Context picture:

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

___By P.J___

Me: Mum what's this?

Mum : Photo

I am upper middle class and study at the London School of economics and Finance (economics and Finance). I am 18 years old. What are my chances of becoming a billionaire?

Mum*laughs*

Mum: hmm what?

Yup, a alottt blurry but.. kindly manage!